Friday, December 3, 2010

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Our culture

"What, you want a cigarette?".
"Thank you, but I do not smoke. I say, there are new obstacles to my request? ".
"What? No ... yes ... But that just did not want 'is cigarette? ".
"No, thank you again. As for my question, I thought I had collected all the necessary documents and resolve all problems.. "
"Oh, yes, not say no. True, true, there is everything. Do not bother, right? ... if I smoke. "
"I personally do not, but I think it is not: remember the Law 3 of 2003 (known as Sirchia Act) which prohibits smoking in the workplace ...."
"Here, it seemed. But yes, there's some problems, in fact. The documents are in place in order. All, there is everything. And 'that the documents are not enough, the cards are not everything .... "
"Of what else do you need?".
"Here, that is, you see. When you go to a place need a little 'respect, then, yes, adapt to the customs, in short, how to do those where you go. And 'other people's houses, in short .... "
"I think I have made in this regard, numerous attempts.."
"And I do not know? I see, I see you efforts. And 'if you want you have Italian citizenship, as I can I say, a bit' appropriate, no? To those that are the traditions, no? That is, the Italian culture.. "
"I would remind you that I have two degrees, one specialist. In Italian literature, as perhaps will see looking through the dossier.. "
"Visa, visa. No, nothing to say, a little Italian, 'you know, almost as much as me, but there is only a matter of language. The culture of a people is something a little bit more complex .... "
"But I also carried out studies of historical and legal. If you have the goodness to browse the documentation you will find the certification examinations carried out at .... "
"See, see.."
"And also in the past ten years I have not broken any rules or laws. You may notice only the certificates of deposits, bills, the fee on municipal waste, the fee Rai, the receipts of payments of the building, the mark for such a car, insurance for the same el'abbonamento annual public transport, in addition to all other payments or payments for the University, the ticket health, voluntary and mandatory insurance, Social Security contributions. I have not received fines for infringements of the rules of the road because I never committed .... "
"Never?".
"Never, I'm proud."
"I mean, Rai also the rent? ".
"Certainly, it is a legal obligation."
"Here, indeed, you see, what I was saying ... I mean, culture, customs of the nation. Here, that is, over here is different, is part of our culture. That is, even the canon of Rai .... "

"But I have an exam in constitutional law."

"I see, I see. No, is that the study, law, literature, ie, do not say no, are also an important thing, and some say no (to school, I also read almost all of The Betrothed), but the real culture is something else. Here we must adapt, that citizenship is a serious matter.. "
"I must therefore assume that my application will not be accepted?".
"No, not now, but not necessarily in the future. See you maybe in six months, no?, So maybe you adapt a bit, 't'ambienti a bit' better. In June. The fee Rai, in short, is not required. Then, you know, here we have the family is important. "
" Even with us. I am proud of my family, I love my wife and children. Here, I've got photos of them.. "
"And I do not know? Even my family is important. Very. If in June, Captain, a little thought, a sign, as it were, a sign of gratitude ... At the bottom of your hosts, no?, here, you know, these things are important, our culture, family.. "

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Mamma
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